There’s no need to wait for the real debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton when you can get a much funnier Esther’s version of it this month. In this debate, outrageous accusations and political zingers are the name of the game, and the only winner is you. Plus, Esther’s rolls out a Presidential Primary Wars that imagines a Galactic White House with President Obama Wan Kenobi getting a visit from the Trump Star.
Details: 8 p.m. Thursdays-Saturdays, 10 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays through July 30. $25-$35. 525 E. Sixth St. 512-320-0198, esthersfollies.com.