We comb the depths of the Internet to find as-close-to-everything-as-possible happening in Austin, from gallery openings and festivals to concerts and theater and beyond, finding the best to recommend to you.

Wednesday’s event pick: “Salomé” at the Vortex

4:00 pm Aug. 10, 2016

Gale Theatre Company presents this adaptation of Oscar Wilder’s tragedy about the princess of Judea. “Salomé” is about one of the Bible’s most seductive, dangerous and misunderstood women who danced for the court, offered her

Monday’s event pick: Swift’s Attic’s Zack Attack

4:00 pm Aug. 7, 2016

With Chef Zack Northcutt moving to a new job, Swift’s Attic is celebrating his legacy at the restaurant with a special edition of the over-the-top burger specials that Northcutt had always enjoyed. The burger, dubbed

Friday’s event pick: The Mexcentrics Latino Comedy Showcase

4:52 pm Aug. 4, 2016

Award-winning Teatro Vivo alumni and Latino comedy artists are joining forces to craft a fun comedic experience. Hosted by Howard Beecher, the showcase features improv comedy by Shades of Brown, stand-up comedy by Jesse Pangelinan and Vanessa Gonzalez, and sketch comedy by Teatro Vivo’s own sketch comedy troupe, the Mexcentrics. The Mexcentrics’ act reflects the complexity and beauty of Latino life and culture with authenticity, sincerity and laughter.

Details: 8 p.m.